Life in Solitude: The-Express Tear Jar

Juicy. Delicious. Salty.

[ 2023.10.30 00:10:19 ] Ahban Ozran > pretty ship
[ 2023.10.30 00:11:23 ] Ahban Ozran > hmmm
[ 2023.10.30 00:11:42 ] Anne Riraille > Mr Orca! I was missing you already
[ 2023.10.30 00:12:01 ] Ahban Ozran > hes gonna be missing him pretty son LOL
[ 2023.10.30 00:13:06 ] Ahban Ozran > setting bms at all their moons

(Nothing ever came of it.)

If there's one thing I like more than anything, even more than holding dominion over an entire constellation and calling the shots therein, it's tears. Juicy, delicious, salty tears. And The-Express have not been stingy in delivering.

I was scouting around their area of space - Niballe and Octanneve - when I saw that they had a fleet of ice miners. And in typical Express fashion - because they are terrified of me - they had as many Logi cruisers as they did miners. But one of these Logi cruisers was special. Very special:

So I warped in, activated the KillRight, and lit him up. I was expecting some salt, but not as much as was actually delivered:

Maybe they shouldn't be taking advice from Rastigan regarding how KillRights work:

[ 2023.11.01 06:19:05 ] Devon Boucher > so you gonna activate my killright or what ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:19:27 ] Devon Boucher > thats what i thought pussy lmao ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:19:39 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Its not your killright.
[ 2023.11.01 06:19:40 ] Devon Boucher > sit here actin tuff but wont do nothing hehe ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:19:44 ] Rastigan Evenshade > But nice try.
[ 2023.11.01 06:19:59 ] Devon Boucher > youre so dumb you dont even know game mechanics ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:20:22 ] Devon Boucher > maybe thats why you lose fortizars in hisec ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:20:57 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Lying about killrights in highsec while flying a leshak is even funnier.
[ 2023.11.01 06:21:39 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Xuixien is who I have a killright on. So you are baiting. But you are not prepared to play fair.
[ 2023.11.01 06:21:39 ] Devon Boucher > imagine being so retarded that you think people are lying just because you too dumb to understand game mechanics ))
[ 2023.11.01 06:21:40 ] Devon Boucher > https://i.imgur.com/9nZpSFH.png

[ 2023.11.01 06:25:18 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Devon Boucher you did not agress. Therefore not red flashy. Therefore no killright. You wanted to be able to kill a prax without being the one to agress. But that's okay.... Would you like to blow up a velator?
[ 2023.11.01 06:25:53 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Hey bud you look like you're struggling with game mechanics. Here ya go
[ 2023.11.01 06:25:54 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > https://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Kill_Rights.
[ 2023.11.01 06:25:58 ] Rastigan Evenshade > No red flashy for us
[ 2023.11.01 06:26:58 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > If it's too complicated, let me know, I will hold your hand through it step by step.
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:24 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Are you exhausted from talking and waiting?
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:38 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Let's not change the subject.
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:41 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Would you like a pick me up?
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:45 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > You don't know what kill rights are or how they work.
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:50 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Might I suggest drugs>?
[ 2023.11.01 06:27:56 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > I'm just trying to help you out since you're kind of a newb
[ 2023.11.01 06:28:18 ] Rastigan Evenshade > If so, we have just the thing for you! Yokaine.
[ 2023.11.01 06:28:38 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Never have your nostrails been so unplugged and your mind so on fire...
[ 2023.11.01 06:28:39 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Did you at least learn to put your training clones in stations and not player structures?
[ 2023.11.01 06:29:11 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Maybe if you took the time to learn basic game mechanics instead of calling people "liars", you wouldn't have such unfortunate accidents.
[ 2023.11.01 06:29:48 ] Rastigan Evenshade > If you order now, we will include two whole packages totally free! just walk your keester on down to the local PD and yeet your gun out yo butt. Then ask the nice man behind the desk for ya drugs back. It's that simple!
[ 2023.11.01 06:30:08 ] Rastigan Evenshade > We will even cover shipping and handling, FREE of CHARGE
[ 2023.11.01 06:30:17 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > This guy really doesn't want to talk about how he doesn't understand kill rights.
[ 2023.11.01 06:30:38 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Hell man, I may even throw in a crisp $100 bill for your snorting pleasure!
[ 2023.11.01 06:31:12 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > So kill rights can be made available to other people.
[ 2023.11.01 06:31:48 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Would you like to make an order of Yokaine?
[ 2023.11.01 06:31:53 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Based on that screenshot, you have a killright available on Devon Boucher. All you had to do was activate it from the "Selected Item" window and he'd have gone flashy for you.
[ 2023.11.01 06:32:18 ] Rastigan Evenshade > I have 100,000,000 kilos ready to zip off to your location in no time!
[ 2023.11.01 06:32:18 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > So eitherA) You were too pussy to do it or B) You're too dumb to do it
[ 2023.11.01 06:33:20 ] Rastigan Evenshade > C) you cannot sell kill rights you do not own, and I do not own a killright on Devon. It's in my mails and on my sheets.D) is for dic
[ 2023.11.01 06:33:52 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Bro... click the screenshot. The kill right is made available to your alliance for free.
[ 2023.11.01 06:34:00 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > lmao how can you be this dumb.
[ 2023.11.01 06:34:08 ] Rastigan Evenshade > Also, I do not have any killrights on anyone except for Xuixien
[ 2023.11.01 06:34:10 ] Jhousetlin Zamayid > Were you born this way?

Rastigan is not the most competent pilot in The-Express: